I'm sorry. It's just that I've wanted to use a ridiculously provocative title for ages now. Competing for attention online is notoriously heated. Which just so happens to be my theme.
A few days ago, Wired announced the 'Death of Blogging', and produced a torrent of sniggering anger from the online community. You can't really write a blog and ignore it - it's the shame of being insulted directly and doing nothing about it but blush and look at your shoes. So I'm preparing to join the wave of meta-activity, commenting on commenting, opinioning about opinioning, blogging about blogging.
Wired's piece bases itself on the contention that Blogging is only fun, worthwhile or even meaningful if it produces a lot of interest and is heard. 'It's impossible to get noticed', they sighed resignedly. Basically because garden variety Joe blogger is now competing with paid up so-called 'sweat shops' of blogging journo's working for online magazines like, well, Wired.
The Times Tech Central and its commentors are taking a laissez faire survival of the fittest approach, 'readers are more likely to find what they're looking for', we're told. 'Perhaps the end of rubbish blogs' triumphs a loyalist. What we are seeing now is the Internet following an apparently organic and inevitable pattern which sees those that provide the best quality service rising to the top. It's voting with your credit card all over again, except this time, the consumer votes with their mouse. Have we voted out the solitary hobbyist blogger? And is this desirable in terms of the democratic and representative ideals of Internet communication?
One Twitterer on the subject remembered a relevant article by an essayist and network theorist responding to similar rumours who pointed out that website traffic follows a Power Law Distribution: In a big social network where a lot of people get to choose from a lot of opinions, a large proportion of the traffic, and therefore a large proportion of influence will rest with a small number of the websites/blogs. This is a situation that libertarian political philosopher/tosser (RIP etc) Robert Nozick might also nod approvingly at, fitting as it does with his idea of Justice springing naturally from whatever occurs in the course of everyone making the best of whatever resources they happen to end up with. The Blogs with the most time and money deserve to hold the most sway over the online world. It looks as though the internet, the very embodiment of freedom of expression has spoken, and not with the plurality of voice that we might expect.
Not only does the worry exist that multiplicity is drowned out by the loud voice of the few, but in the scrabble to compete, pieces are getting shorter, sharper and therefore somewhat dilute of message. Books and Culture blogger Alan Jacobs finished his Blog back in 2007 on the worrying note "Right now, and for the foreseeable future, the Blogosphere is the friend of information but the enemy of thought". Wired claimed that Bloggers were moving to places such as Twitter to take advantage of its brevity. Writing complex and attention grabbing Blog articles at the volume required to compete was too exhausting, last year even seeing the deaths three prolific Bloggers, all of heart attacks.
Now, the irony of writing about the fast paced precarious burn out world of blogging on a blog that contains seven whole entries and has to my knowledge no traffic at all isn't lost on me. but then I don't want to die or anything. I never thought I might be able to politicize the personal as it were and hold myself up as on-trend. Though, while I doubt I could find anything with so much tree falling in the forest silence going for it, I have managed to find a couple of illustrative elements. The first is that I probably see this Blog as an accessible portfolio, that I can reference when I need to show anyone what my style of writing is like. It's basically something I think I might be able use when I'm fighting for writing jobs, which is typical I guess of the vicious utilitarianism apparently involved. No one writes Blogs for the joy of writing, we're told, but to be heard - communication first, joy of expression second. Secondly, and more encouragingly, I have read one Blogger sum up what I think is a fairly representative motivation, that is that his blog was for high quality communication between a small but dedicated crowd of friends and like minders. Now, my Blog currently is for nobody, but I am screwing up the courage to actually encourage people I know to visit. I think I'm happy enough for my scope to be limited to real world social microcosm, particularly as certain entries may be the end result of ongoing and co-operative discussion and debate.
Blogging, the Internet community has retaliated, is not as dead as all that. A glance at Twitter tells me not only that this is a contentious and little agreed with notion, but as if to prove it, everybody's little 140 word 'Tweet' seems to link to their Blog, where their initial aphorism goes into more detail. And this very act of information gleening (in fact most of this Twitter-researched entry) tells me that whilst Twitter is useful for the rapidity and quantity that Blogs are unable to sustain, Blogging still serves a purpose. And while it may no longer serve as a net of opinion which you can cast over the entire Internet community, your communication will always be valuable as long as it reaches somebody. Meanwhile, there are still many many ways to be heard on a large scale.
And, on an interesting side note, it's worth looking at the consequences for the Social Darwinism that seems to have seeped into the debate. Ex-banker Bernard Lietaer mentioned in his book 'The future of money' a theory of evolution which placed emphasis on cooperation between organisms and the environment rather than competition between individuals. He said this in a bid to strengthen his argument that the monetary system should be organised around principles of co-operation rather than competition. Interesting then that it is the blogs which have large numbers of people working on them, together, operating as a unit that thrive whilst the individual blogger is lost. Under a certain set of circumstances this surely is a good thing for online democracy. You will only be heard through compromise and co-operation, and it is not one voice which rises to the top, but many.
http://timesonline.typepad.com/technology/2008/10/is-blogging-dea.html
http://www.wired.com/entertainment/theweb/magazine/16-11/st_essay
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/06/technology/06sweat.html?pagewanted=print
http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2007/october/13.22.html
http://ash10.com/2008/10/two-points-about-the-alleged-death-of-blogging/
http://www.shirky.com/writings/powerlaw_weblog.html
http://www.timelineindex.com/content/view/1038
Wednesday 29 October 2008
Monday 13 October 2008
Watching the 42-day-dentention-bill live: an overview
Apparently, you can watch these things live, but only if you're severely unemployed. So I sat down with pen, paper and popcorn...
3 minutes to go. Lord Laird has said that he would be 'staggered' if the bill goes through. 42 writers have poured their outrage into a series of angry poems and stories about the bill (why do I find that funny? Maybe I'm a Bad Person) Amnesty and a host of other NGO's have condemned it, as has Andy Hayman, former Assistant Commissioner for Special Operations at Scotland Yard.
And so begins nearly 4 hours of earnest, if repetitive debate in those sonorous, cut-glass accents. And there's some great phrases ('shabby charade' is one of the good ones). Six clear cut reasons are presented against the governments case, which re-occur frequently throughout the proceedings.
Firstly, the point is made that there has not as yet been any evidence to indicate that the police have ever run out of time whilst detaining a terrorist suspect without charge. The longest time that a suspect has so far been held is 14 days, well within the current 28 day limit.
The second point is that no other western or comparable country has extended detention beyond 12 days (Australia), the US and Canada only detaining for 1 and 2 days respectively. Later in the debate, as this point is raised time and time again, opponents dismiss the comparative argument as irrelevant, stating that it need only be argued that the bill is by its own merit humane.
The aforementioned NGO's, the DPP, and particularly Andy Hayman are gleefully paraded as examples of qualified objectors. A host of phrases accorded to Hayman are quoted directly from The Times - damning quotes such as 'bureaucratic and unworkable', and 'cumbersome'. Later a sneaky remark, delivered as a side-point is made about 'being out of the job for a while'.
It is asserted that the existing law can be made to serve the new purpose of matching what have already been acknowledged by all to be more difficult and complex times for police investigating terrorist cases. The proposal is made that more serious charges should be brought forth only when they come to light, and not on the basis of a series of maverick hunches.
Finally, the broader points are made that the bill would justify terrorist propaganda concerning the persecution of certain communities, would alienate and villify innocent sections of society and erode hard won civil liberties. The speaker finishes, with a classical and therefore weighty (if somewhat misguided) flourish by quoting from the magna carta: 'we will not delay right or justice'.
(later this leads the debate off into a brief but definately rather bizarre tangent about the sexism/racism of the magna carta)
The bumbling ex commissioner, Sir Ian Blair is quoted as asserting that (the police) have never put forward a case which demonstrates the need for detention. Another quotable classic is produced as debaters grapple with the difficulties of prediction - 'anything is possible, but is it remotely likely?'
A fairly powerful (if true) pincer-style point emerges that even if the bill were desirable, it is flawed on numerous practical levels, and therefore 'unworkable'.
Police reliability and the possible abuse of power is discussed hotly throughout the debate, supporters in the later stages take the opportunity to accuse opponents of the bill of mistrusting the police. 'why would anyone put a suspect through that, for a laugh?' one speaker muses. No one dares mention recent expositions of institutionalized police racism that have been freshly re-visited after years and years of festering.
A breathless gentleman uses the phrase 'death in computers', as if the fear of lurking zealots has driven him to a state of incoherency.
There's some similarly pointless and emotive ranting about our poor possibly blown-up children (won't somebody please think of the children?). Also, young people in 'dance halls'.
The Joint Select Committee for Human Rights delivers its unanimous and unwavering support for the contention that the bill is unnecessary, I stretch my cramping limbs, and the outcome is just as predictable as everybody thought.
The end.
3 minutes to go. Lord Laird has said that he would be 'staggered' if the bill goes through. 42 writers have poured their outrage into a series of angry poems and stories about the bill (why do I find that funny? Maybe I'm a Bad Person) Amnesty and a host of other NGO's have condemned it, as has Andy Hayman, former Assistant Commissioner for Special Operations at Scotland Yard.
And so begins nearly 4 hours of earnest, if repetitive debate in those sonorous, cut-glass accents. And there's some great phrases ('shabby charade' is one of the good ones). Six clear cut reasons are presented against the governments case, which re-occur frequently throughout the proceedings.
Firstly, the point is made that there has not as yet been any evidence to indicate that the police have ever run out of time whilst detaining a terrorist suspect without charge. The longest time that a suspect has so far been held is 14 days, well within the current 28 day limit.
The second point is that no other western or comparable country has extended detention beyond 12 days (Australia), the US and Canada only detaining for 1 and 2 days respectively. Later in the debate, as this point is raised time and time again, opponents dismiss the comparative argument as irrelevant, stating that it need only be argued that the bill is by its own merit humane.
The aforementioned NGO's, the DPP, and particularly Andy Hayman are gleefully paraded as examples of qualified objectors. A host of phrases accorded to Hayman are quoted directly from The Times - damning quotes such as 'bureaucratic and unworkable', and 'cumbersome'. Later a sneaky remark, delivered as a side-point is made about 'being out of the job for a while'.
It is asserted that the existing law can be made to serve the new purpose of matching what have already been acknowledged by all to be more difficult and complex times for police investigating terrorist cases. The proposal is made that more serious charges should be brought forth only when they come to light, and not on the basis of a series of maverick hunches.
Finally, the broader points are made that the bill would justify terrorist propaganda concerning the persecution of certain communities, would alienate and villify innocent sections of society and erode hard won civil liberties. The speaker finishes, with a classical and therefore weighty (if somewhat misguided) flourish by quoting from the magna carta: 'we will not delay right or justice'.
(later this leads the debate off into a brief but definately rather bizarre tangent about the sexism/racism of the magna carta)
The bumbling ex commissioner, Sir Ian Blair is quoted as asserting that (the police) have never put forward a case which demonstrates the need for detention. Another quotable classic is produced as debaters grapple with the difficulties of prediction - 'anything is possible, but is it remotely likely?'
A fairly powerful (if true) pincer-style point emerges that even if the bill were desirable, it is flawed on numerous practical levels, and therefore 'unworkable'.
Police reliability and the possible abuse of power is discussed hotly throughout the debate, supporters in the later stages take the opportunity to accuse opponents of the bill of mistrusting the police. 'why would anyone put a suspect through that, for a laugh?' one speaker muses. No one dares mention recent expositions of institutionalized police racism that have been freshly re-visited after years and years of festering.
A breathless gentleman uses the phrase 'death in computers', as if the fear of lurking zealots has driven him to a state of incoherency.
There's some similarly pointless and emotive ranting about our poor possibly blown-up children (won't somebody please think of the children?). Also, young people in 'dance halls'.
The Joint Select Committee for Human Rights delivers its unanimous and unwavering support for the contention that the bill is unnecessary, I stretch my cramping limbs, and the outcome is just as predictable as everybody thought.
The end.
Saturday 11 October 2008
I fought the law
The last cover of the Sonny Curtis 50's classic by the Dead Kennedys saw the lyrics changed to 'I fought the law and I won', in recognition of 70's San Francisco Mayor-Murderer Dan White's successfully altering his charge from murder to man-slaughter. In view of the recent Kingsnorth victory, which saw protestors cleared of criminal damage after painting Gordon Brown's name on a chimney and costing the plant £35000, perhaps someone should do another re-hash in honor of the 6 lucky Greenpeace activists. (A good car game by the way is to actually try to sing the song replacing 'I' with 'Greenpeace'. The excessive emphasis on 'peace' makes it sound like piss)
I thought of Kingsnorth whilst reading through the governments 'Learning together to be safe' initiative - in its own words 'a toolkit to help schools contribute to the prevention of violent extremism'. Now, I'm sure the reasons that young people turn to violent political solutions are complex and varied, but I'm fairly sure it's not for lack of government sanctioned, bloodless and potentially bitterly ironic 'happy lessons'. Another aspect that may rile the casual reader is the mindless and repetitive use of words like 'democracy', 'freedom' and 'community' without any attempt to engage with what they actually mean, thus rending them totally impotent.
The phrase that particularly caught my eye though asserted that one of the aims of the teaching guidelines was to ensure that children were taught that 'violent solutions were criminal'. Not immoral, not emotionally backward, not simply 'bad' but 'criminal'. The implication being that criminal actions can be equated with actions being wrong in themselves. Fair enough coming from a government document you might think - a governments purpose must surely be to convince the young populace that its laws are the embodiment of right.
Except the Kingsnorth case has surely proven that this is not true.
Obviously the jury did not acquit the activists on the basis that they were right to break the law - it was found that technically they were acting within the law, that they had a 'lawful excuse' on the basis that they were attempting to prevent the greater criminal damage that a coal-fired power station would eventually cause to property, vicariously through global warming.
So why has no court case been launched against Kingsnorth? Because they, rightly or wrongly, have the law on their side. The jury in this instance asserted that, while the activists were breaking the law - and they were - they were acting morally and therefore did not deserve to be punished. The Jury stood up and questioned the morally impervious nature of the law, or rather the morally impervious nature of our duty to obey the law.
In terms of education, these progressive decisions should surely should be taken into account. Teachers should be issuing children with reasons rather than directives (the same goes for governments and citizens, respectively). And maybe a broad moral education and an amount of trust is preferable to hurling massive words such as 'criminal' and 'freedom' at small children and their educators with an an abandon that undermines the multi-faceted and changing nature of these concepts.
http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/climate-change/cleared-jury-decides-that-threat-of-global-warming-justifies-breaking-the-law-925561.html.
I thought of Kingsnorth whilst reading through the governments 'Learning together to be safe' initiative - in its own words 'a toolkit to help schools contribute to the prevention of violent extremism'. Now, I'm sure the reasons that young people turn to violent political solutions are complex and varied, but I'm fairly sure it's not for lack of government sanctioned, bloodless and potentially bitterly ironic 'happy lessons'. Another aspect that may rile the casual reader is the mindless and repetitive use of words like 'democracy', 'freedom' and 'community' without any attempt to engage with what they actually mean, thus rending them totally impotent.
The phrase that particularly caught my eye though asserted that one of the aims of the teaching guidelines was to ensure that children were taught that 'violent solutions were criminal'. Not immoral, not emotionally backward, not simply 'bad' but 'criminal'. The implication being that criminal actions can be equated with actions being wrong in themselves. Fair enough coming from a government document you might think - a governments purpose must surely be to convince the young populace that its laws are the embodiment of right.
Except the Kingsnorth case has surely proven that this is not true.
Obviously the jury did not acquit the activists on the basis that they were right to break the law - it was found that technically they were acting within the law, that they had a 'lawful excuse' on the basis that they were attempting to prevent the greater criminal damage that a coal-fired power station would eventually cause to property, vicariously through global warming.
So why has no court case been launched against Kingsnorth? Because they, rightly or wrongly, have the law on their side. The jury in this instance asserted that, while the activists were breaking the law - and they were - they were acting morally and therefore did not deserve to be punished. The Jury stood up and questioned the morally impervious nature of the law, or rather the morally impervious nature of our duty to obey the law.
In terms of education, these progressive decisions should surely should be taken into account. Teachers should be issuing children with reasons rather than directives (the same goes for governments and citizens, respectively). And maybe a broad moral education and an amount of trust is preferable to hurling massive words such as 'criminal' and 'freedom' at small children and their educators with an an abandon that undermines the multi-faceted and changing nature of these concepts.
http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/climate-change/cleared-jury-decides-that-threat-of-global-warming-justifies-breaking-the-law-925561.html.
Tuesday 7 October 2008
Adventures in The Void #1: Life on the farm
So I've come looking for The Dream on some Welsh biodynamic/organic/generally ideological little farm, exchanging bodily labour for food and enlightenment. It's anywhere between 1.00pm and I guess 4pm and I’m on a train, shuttling hazily between non-descript Welsh towns. The weather is unsettling - we’re occasionally encompassed by gloom, only to rush into a bright sickly coloured sunshine which dries the arteries of rainwater streaming furiously across the windows like tears in a high wind. We do reach Swansea in the end - Cardiff’s strange, pale sister city and I pass straight through into welsh language speaking oblivion.
By the time I reach the farm I'm all jittery from having popped too many chocolate covered coffee beans on the bus. I don't really know what to expect from this nook of idealism, which has offered itself up to me via the medium of the excruciatingly named 'diggers and dreamers' website. I'm greeted by this serious looking, well spoken Gabriel Oak figure who emerges booted and capped from the farmhouse. He's on his way to get the cows in, and requests that I join him. The plot thickens.
This is 65 year old Dr of Forestry, David, and later I'm introduced to his wife, his five kids, and Luke, a guy with a learning disability who fitted into David's fierce philosophy that everyone has the right to work. They all co-habit in this strange insular environment. Close, tense, fractious and so familiar with one another, the well, well worn paths that trace their relationships are vividly observable to me as I rudely carved a space for myself in their day to day lives. Their familial history is exemplified in every small exchange.
There's not much work for me to do independently, so I spend the week trailing after David, hearing his views and ideas and opinions, his tales of this person and that person, spun with all the relish of a born conversationalist. Mainly I stand at the doorway to the cowshed, washing teats and shovelling shit, listening to him putting together his utopia, which looked something like this: Villages ordered around a central farm, from which each man woman and child would receive their food and sustenance. All needs locally and transparently provided, a kind of tribalism, though David would not hear the word 'communism' without looking disapproving and uncomfortable. David wants the means of production to be transparent to everybody. Everybody, he believes, should be aware of where their food comes from. Like a lot of people of his sex and generation, he is convinced of the merit of his ideas, and I enjoy hearing them explained with that solid conviction. He works and talks late into the night, exhausting himself. 'It's a difficult farm' he explained, and the weather wasn't helping.
Biodynamic cows, rather unnervingly, must retain their long curved horns. They lend a certain air of dignity to an animal very much in need of it, leading existences that largely consist of dribbling, humping and defecating. One of many biodynamic uses of these lovely weapons involves stuffing a cow horn full of manure and burying it for six months, before mixing with water and spraying it everywhere. (Flinging fertiliser over everywhere, incidentally, is just as scatalogically joyous as it sounds). I imagine the cows also use them to simultaneously spear the twin biodynamic evils of capitalist production methods and pernicious EU bureaucracy.
It's not quite the Utopian dream-world I've been looking for. It's lonely, the countryside is ragged and bleak, and the everyday stress of the large, stretched family is tangible. I often see Jane, David's wife, with her elbows resting on a gate, or the kitchen table, her thin head in her hands, looking close to despair. David frequently tells me that they have chosen not to be well-off. They both believe that the working week should be shorter, to allow time for personal development, and that they would like to see less emphasis placed on making money in general. And they pay for this - by working more than anyone else, and constantly worrying about money.
Also, it is difficult to gauge their sphere of influence. Their visitors book is full of fondness, with many, many 'I really learned something about myself's'. What they would really like is another family to help with the endless tasks as old age beats them into submission. I spoke to a prospective couple in another community - David and Jane had been eager apparently for them to fill the position. 'Too much milking', they had said. Which I took to mean that repetitive, isolated, back breaking tasks were not everybody's ideal utopia.
David's friends in the Welsh farming community considered him an amusing, yet baffling novelty. 'Why don't you use chemical fertilizer?', they had asked despairingly 'get some money coming in'. On the other side, for his 'progressive' friends, of which a surprising number emerged from the vast hills, organic food seemed more of a lifestyle-hobby. One party I was kindly taken to seemed to consist of one big hideous half joking competition over whose Bio Tunnel got the most airtime on Welsh speaking television.
And yet, thinking about about it, this as much The Dream as you'll find. Not perfect, but fucking determined.
By the time I reach the farm I'm all jittery from having popped too many chocolate covered coffee beans on the bus. I don't really know what to expect from this nook of idealism, which has offered itself up to me via the medium of the excruciatingly named 'diggers and dreamers' website. I'm greeted by this serious looking, well spoken Gabriel Oak figure who emerges booted and capped from the farmhouse. He's on his way to get the cows in, and requests that I join him. The plot thickens.
This is 65 year old Dr of Forestry, David, and later I'm introduced to his wife, his five kids, and Luke, a guy with a learning disability who fitted into David's fierce philosophy that everyone has the right to work. They all co-habit in this strange insular environment. Close, tense, fractious and so familiar with one another, the well, well worn paths that trace their relationships are vividly observable to me as I rudely carved a space for myself in their day to day lives. Their familial history is exemplified in every small exchange.
There's not much work for me to do independently, so I spend the week trailing after David, hearing his views and ideas and opinions, his tales of this person and that person, spun with all the relish of a born conversationalist. Mainly I stand at the doorway to the cowshed, washing teats and shovelling shit, listening to him putting together his utopia, which looked something like this: Villages ordered around a central farm, from which each man woman and child would receive their food and sustenance. All needs locally and transparently provided, a kind of tribalism, though David would not hear the word 'communism' without looking disapproving and uncomfortable. David wants the means of production to be transparent to everybody. Everybody, he believes, should be aware of where their food comes from. Like a lot of people of his sex and generation, he is convinced of the merit of his ideas, and I enjoy hearing them explained with that solid conviction. He works and talks late into the night, exhausting himself. 'It's a difficult farm' he explained, and the weather wasn't helping.
Biodynamic cows, rather unnervingly, must retain their long curved horns. They lend a certain air of dignity to an animal very much in need of it, leading existences that largely consist of dribbling, humping and defecating. One of many biodynamic uses of these lovely weapons involves stuffing a cow horn full of manure and burying it for six months, before mixing with water and spraying it everywhere. (Flinging fertiliser over everywhere, incidentally, is just as scatalogically joyous as it sounds). I imagine the cows also use them to simultaneously spear the twin biodynamic evils of capitalist production methods and pernicious EU bureaucracy.
It's not quite the Utopian dream-world I've been looking for. It's lonely, the countryside is ragged and bleak, and the everyday stress of the large, stretched family is tangible. I often see Jane, David's wife, with her elbows resting on a gate, or the kitchen table, her thin head in her hands, looking close to despair. David frequently tells me that they have chosen not to be well-off. They both believe that the working week should be shorter, to allow time for personal development, and that they would like to see less emphasis placed on making money in general. And they pay for this - by working more than anyone else, and constantly worrying about money.
Also, it is difficult to gauge their sphere of influence. Their visitors book is full of fondness, with many, many 'I really learned something about myself's'. What they would really like is another family to help with the endless tasks as old age beats them into submission. I spoke to a prospective couple in another community - David and Jane had been eager apparently for them to fill the position. 'Too much milking', they had said. Which I took to mean that repetitive, isolated, back breaking tasks were not everybody's ideal utopia.
David's friends in the Welsh farming community considered him an amusing, yet baffling novelty. 'Why don't you use chemical fertilizer?', they had asked despairingly 'get some money coming in'. On the other side, for his 'progressive' friends, of which a surprising number emerged from the vast hills, organic food seemed more of a lifestyle-hobby. One party I was kindly taken to seemed to consist of one big hideous half joking competition over whose Bio Tunnel got the most airtime on Welsh speaking television.
And yet, thinking about about it, this as much The Dream as you'll find. Not perfect, but fucking determined.
Unemployment
Something I wrote a while ago, on a spree of futile job hunting in Brighton....
When unemployment makes me feel like a butress of stagnant water, festering, purposeless, unsightly. Whose only prospect is to one day be absorbed back into the carbon cycle,I generally soothe myself by sitting in a dark room, in front of a bright screen, zealously trawling through site after site of so called jobs.
I apply for few, if any. I'm beginning to find it fairly pointless to do this to oneself if one has no real idea of what one is actually looking for. The motivation for such an excersise is twofold: the first reason is that if I can trick the panicky side of myself into believing in my character as laudably productive, maybe it'll fuck off for a while so I can go and watch neighbours guilt-free (this is of course an illusion. You can never watch neighbours completely guilt-free. Particularly not the 2.00pm showing).
The second reason is that it acts as a strange kind of therapy. In the same way that a big win is always around the corner in the world of recreational gambling so too is the perfect job in the act of ruderless jobseeking. I want some kind of a vision to cut through all the uncertainty. Each speck of gold in that dark mine promises to unlock the magic door in your bleak and sterile imagination, you think 'I'm sure I could do that. Why the hell not?' And the door swings open to reveal the wide lush vista of your future.
Untill, obviously, you realise that you can't be a marine biologist because you hate water, and all of its associated plants and animals, and your degree was in media studies.
It's not always a waste of time, I have to say. If you're looking for an gap filling kind of affair, if you need some money, if you've got a rough idea of your ideal job and a half decent CV (I have neither of these things). Just beware the subtle and delicate line between productive and mindless job hunting.
My number one survival Tip for this kind of endevour: never type 'graduate' into a search engine if you value the concept of hope. Particularly if you live in brighton. At first it seems harmless enough, a few inoffensive admin jobs, in your more desperate moments you even consider the 'creative!' marketing shit that comes up, although you come to your senses a little later. You scroll eagerly, naively on.
Untill, suddenly and without warning you find yourself bombarded from all sides by nothing but sleazily advertised shitty little call centre jobs. It's like exploring a strange city and getting accidently getting lost in the red light district.
Instead of the job title, it'll be some badly spelled tagline, applealing ideally to the hapless ambitious-but-lazy egocentric cretin just waiting for someone to take advantage of thier as yet incubating shrewd business skills and natural cunning. It'll be along the lines of 'r u tired of living life in the slow lane?' or 'your not greedy, just hungry for more'. Or, It'll be cunningly worded to avoid the unexplainably negative connotations of the word 'callcentre', like 'sales adviser' (may I advise you to buy shoddy insurance madam?) And probably the most transparent and undignified technique, the unexplained and all too casual use of the word 'executive' in the job title. That's pretty low. And once you have waded through this worthless quivering spewtum for HOURS, at you will feel just a little more mistrust of the world around you, at worst you will have landed yourself a job. Like I did.
So what made me apply to just such a job in the end? I actually can't remember. Probably because I was exactly the kind of lazy and appaulingly desperate drifter that jobs like that ensnare. I'd like, perversely, to think that it was a combination of all the devious devices whichever such unfortunate creature employed in making those adverts could dig up. Possibly then I would have an excuse.
.
When unemployment makes me feel like a butress of stagnant water, festering, purposeless, unsightly. Whose only prospect is to one day be absorbed back into the carbon cycle,I generally soothe myself by sitting in a dark room, in front of a bright screen, zealously trawling through site after site of so called jobs.
I apply for few, if any. I'm beginning to find it fairly pointless to do this to oneself if one has no real idea of what one is actually looking for. The motivation for such an excersise is twofold: the first reason is that if I can trick the panicky side of myself into believing in my character as laudably productive, maybe it'll fuck off for a while so I can go and watch neighbours guilt-free (this is of course an illusion. You can never watch neighbours completely guilt-free. Particularly not the 2.00pm showing).
The second reason is that it acts as a strange kind of therapy. In the same way that a big win is always around the corner in the world of recreational gambling so too is the perfect job in the act of ruderless jobseeking. I want some kind of a vision to cut through all the uncertainty. Each speck of gold in that dark mine promises to unlock the magic door in your bleak and sterile imagination, you think 'I'm sure I could do that. Why the hell not?' And the door swings open to reveal the wide lush vista of your future.
Untill, obviously, you realise that you can't be a marine biologist because you hate water, and all of its associated plants and animals, and your degree was in media studies.
It's not always a waste of time, I have to say. If you're looking for an gap filling kind of affair, if you need some money, if you've got a rough idea of your ideal job and a half decent CV (I have neither of these things). Just beware the subtle and delicate line between productive and mindless job hunting.
My number one survival Tip for this kind of endevour: never type 'graduate' into a search engine if you value the concept of hope. Particularly if you live in brighton. At first it seems harmless enough, a few inoffensive admin jobs, in your more desperate moments you even consider the 'creative!' marketing shit that comes up, although you come to your senses a little later. You scroll eagerly, naively on.
Untill, suddenly and without warning you find yourself bombarded from all sides by nothing but sleazily advertised shitty little call centre jobs. It's like exploring a strange city and getting accidently getting lost in the red light district.
Instead of the job title, it'll be some badly spelled tagline, applealing ideally to the hapless ambitious-but-lazy egocentric cretin just waiting for someone to take advantage of thier as yet incubating shrewd business skills and natural cunning. It'll be along the lines of 'r u tired of living life in the slow lane?' or 'your not greedy, just hungry for more'. Or, It'll be cunningly worded to avoid the unexplainably negative connotations of the word 'callcentre', like 'sales adviser' (may I advise you to buy shoddy insurance madam?) And probably the most transparent and undignified technique, the unexplained and all too casual use of the word 'executive' in the job title. That's pretty low. And once you have waded through this worthless quivering spewtum for HOURS, at you will feel just a little more mistrust of the world around you, at worst you will have landed yourself a job. Like I did.
So what made me apply to just such a job in the end? I actually can't remember. Probably because I was exactly the kind of lazy and appaulingly desperate drifter that jobs like that ensnare. I'd like, perversely, to think that it was a combination of all the devious devices whichever such unfortunate creature employed in making those adverts could dig up. Possibly then I would have an excuse.
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